Walking past the Green Line Cafe on 45th and Locust today, I passed by a small group of kids. I would've been wearing sneakers, but I was coming back from a last-minute job interview and lunch in Center City, and was wearing the most formal-looking shoes I could walk in.
Girl #1: She's got Sketchers on.
Girl #2: That's so dumb!
Girl #1: What's so dumb?
But I never did find out.