"Em, why don't you surprise us and do the dishes?"
"Dave, why don't you surprise us and get a job?"
(Not that I said it, but I really, really wanted to.)
I don't think I've heard anything quite like this.
I can't tell if what she did was really smart or really stupid.
This just in: You mean I can find my soulmate just by solving equations?
Every physicist's dream, n'est-ce pas?
Oh, and I, uh, read a few more paragraphs of Atlas Shrugged today. Of the JG speech, even.